Okay. I am tired of seeing this stupid doll mentioned absolutely everywhere. So, to set the record straight:

No, I do not want the doll. And rejecting it isn't rude, it's honest. And if my friends think they're going to give me some sex toy and call it love, then I am concerned for their sanity and wonder if they know me at all.

I'm also a little on edge, for which I apologise for. I'm going to be at work or asleep for most of the time until I finish up at around midnight, Thursday. Please, please, flatmates - just try to keep the flat tidy! I think I'll cry otherwise.

( Private to Self )

Just a reminder, the party starts at SEVEN PM. It doesn't matter if you haven't R.S.V.P.'d. I'll have drinks, but please B.Y.O. too I can't afford that much alcohol like the invitation said.